Buyer's beware: the answer might be spookier than you ever expected! This must be how it feels to be a writer at Buzzfeed. I feel gross now.
Because those 13 year-olds pose a real threat to your candy stash on October 31st.
Do you believe in Coincidences?
Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle
Fabrizio Stabile died on September 21st from Nagae Fowleri--an infection that is incredibly rare, but incredibly deadly. Stabile contracted the infection (no shot I'm spelling it out Nagae fowleri again...well, besides that last one) BSR Cable Park's Surf Resort. The park isn't sure when stabile was at the park, but they are sure that he… Continue reading New Jersey Surfer Dies of “Brain-Eating Amoeba,” After Visiting Water-Park
^Don't want to mislead you, but the deep ocean is an asylum of fish craziness
It's definitely-probably-possible. That isn't not-not incorrect for sure.
Sucks to Be You; You'll never have the glory of saving a baby from a fire.
Brown's fans don't deserve a good team
It kept trying to get her naked.
You wish it was your legs.
These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.… Continue reading 20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist
Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral
You don't normally here "We got a runner on the mound." Cant imagine how much of a little pre-teen he'll feel like when he's sitting on the bench watching the game he is suspended in....I suggest he just throw some booze in his mitt and call it a day. Though I am pretty sure this… Continue reading Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?