Should you Watch Netflix’s “The Haunting of Hill House?” This 1 Question Quiz Can Tell if You’ll Love it or Hate It

Buyer's beware: the answer might be spookier than you ever expected! This must be how it feels to be a writer at Buzzfeed. I feel gross now.

Chesapeake, Virginia threatens up to 6 months in Jail for Trick-or-Treaters Over the Age of 12

Because those 13 year-olds pose a real threat to your candy stash on October 31st.

There Are Enough Reasons to Believe that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson’s Relationship Might’ve Been For Publicity

Do you believe in Coincidences?

Snoop Dogg has Erectile Dysfunction and is Wildly Insecure About It

Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle

New Jersey Surfer Dies of “Brain-Eating Amoeba,” After Visiting Water-Park

Fabrizio Stabile died on September 21st from Nagae Fowleri--an infection that is incredibly rare, but incredibly deadly. Stabile contracted the infection (no shot I'm spelling it out Nagae fowleri again...well, besides that last one) BSR Cable Park's Surf Resort. The park isn't sure when stabile was at the park, but they are sure that he…

Not Clickbait: These Fish are So Bizarre that They Make Reading This Blog About Fish Surprisingly Entertaining

^Don't want to mislead you, but the deep ocean is an asylum of fish craziness

Gloria is Definitely-Probably-Possibly Whose Dying On “Modern Family” Next Season

It's definitely-probably-possible. That isn't not-not incorrect for sure.

Have you Ever Heard a Parent Shrieking Outside of a Burning Building Their Child is Trapped in And Felt Urged to Help? Too bad.

Sucks to Be You; You'll never have the glory of saving a baby from a fire.

Brown’s 21-17 Win Over Jet’s Solidifies that Cleveland Fan-Base Sucks, Arguably the Worst Fans in All Sports

Brown's fans don't deserve a good team

A Ghost Haunted Annasophia Robb (AKA the chick from “Soul Surfer”) and it Definitely Wanted to Bang Her

It kept trying to get her naked.

Diabetes Medication Found to Cause Flesh Eating Disease in Worst Possible Place to Have Flesh Eating Disease.

You wish it was your legs.

20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist

These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.…

Jealous Husband didn’t want wife Taking Photo with Jason Momoa (AKA Khal Drogo and Aquaman); the Resulting Photo Tells you Why

Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral

Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?

You don't normally here "We got a runner on the mound." Cant imagine how much of a little pre-teen he'll feel like when he's sitting on the bench watching the game he is suspended in....I suggest he just throw some booze in his mitt and call it a day. Though I am pretty sure this…