Diabetes Medication Found to Cause Flesh Eating Disease in Worst Possible Place to Have Flesh Eating Disease.

You wish it was your legs.

20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist

These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.…

Holmdel Highschool Catches SuperIntendent Defecating on Track and Field, quickly nicknamed ‘Principal Pooper.’

Talk about a crappy situation.

Overweight North Americans: Here is Why You Should Stay Fat for Your Health

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MUST READ: This fact about Tic-Tacs will make you never want to buy them again

"Behold the true power of freshness." This is the message that you'll see on the website of the extremely popular breath mint brand, Tic Tac. Unfortunately, there is nothing "true" about Tic Tac's. One of the main selling points of Tic Tacs® is the fact that they're "sugar-free,"--something that their mint competitors just cannot compete…

Study Reports New Warning Sign of Alzheimer’s: Why Millenials Are Fucked

The newest study on senile dementia aka Alzheimer’s found that there is a link between Alzheimer’s and excessive daytime sleepiness. Furthermore, people that have bad sleeping habits. Awesome news for today’s average millennial college kid. The higher education system has fucked the present day college student is so, so many ways and it just continues…