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How NBC’s Hit Sitcom “The Office” Brilliantly Advertised Products That We’re Hidden in Broad Daylight
And they did it so well that it makes you wonder if the show would've been actually worse WITHOUT product placement
Danny Leiner, Film Director of Multiple Cult Classic’s, is Dead at 57.
Danny Leiner leaves behind a legacy of stoner movies that we're so bad, they're good.
NFL’s Worst Team This Season is So Bad That They’d Do Better If They We’re Actively Trying To Lose
Cleveland Fans can relax knowing that there is at least one team that is definitely worse than they are this season. This team is the undisputed worst.
Does Your Lover Go Snooping through Your Phone? Have Them Arrested for Violating A Federal Crime
Are you Dating a criminal? Well, you are if your significant other has ever gone snooping through your phone.
Puppeteer behind Big Bird and Oscar The Grouch Is Retiring After 50 Years–What Will Change?
Sesame Street has changed a lot lately. Be a good parent. You don't want your kid growing up on the street.
Chesapeake, Virginia threatens up to 6 months in Jail for Trick-or-Treaters Over the Age of 12
Because those 13 year-olds pose a real threat to your candy stash on October 31st.
There Are Enough Reasons to Believe that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson’s Relationship Might’ve Been For Publicity
Do you believe in Coincidences?
Snoop Dogg has Erectile Dysfunction and is Wildly Insecure About It
Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle
New Jersey Surfer Dies of “Brain-Eating Amoeba,” After Visiting Water-Park
Fabrizio Stabile died on September 21st from Nagae Fowleri--an infection that is incredibly rare, but incredibly deadly. Stabile contracted the infection (no shot I'm spelling it out Nagae fowleri again...well, besides that last one) BSR Cable Park's Surf Resort. The park isn't sure when stabile was at the park, but they are sure that he… Continue reading New Jersey Surfer Dies of “Brain-Eating Amoeba,” After Visiting Water-Park
Not Clickbait: These Fish are So Bizarre that They Make Reading This Blog About Fish Surprisingly Entertaining
^Don't want to mislead you, but the deep ocean is an asylum of fish craziness
Gloria is Definitely-Probably-Possibly Whose Dying On “Modern Family” Next Season
It's definitely-probably-possible. That isn't not-not incorrect for sure.
Have you Ever Heard a Parent Shrieking Outside of a Burning Building Their Child is Trapped in And Felt Urged to Help? Too bad.
Sucks to Be You; You'll never have the glory of saving a baby from a fire.
CDC finds that Puppies caused spread of infection–Would you risk these symptoms to play with the pups?
Would you trade a little infection to play with these puppies?
Brown’s 21-17 Win Over Jet’s Solidifies that Cleveland Fan-Base Sucks, Arguably the Worst Fans in All Sports
Brown's fans don't deserve a good team
Sarah Jessica Parker is Viciously Countersuing Claim that She stole $150,000 of Jewelry
If SJP loses she'll be forced to pay 150,000-- only 0.1% of her net worth.
BREAKING: Student Discovers Legacy-Altering Subliminal Message(s) in the Spider-man Trilogy After Watching All Three In a Single Sitting
Student's Subliminal Message Theory has been Confirmed by Actor Tobey Maguire, changing Spider-Man's legacy forever. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
A Ghost Haunted Annasophia Robb (AKA the chick from “Soul Surfer”) and it Definitely Wanted to Bang Her
It kept trying to get her naked.
Diabetes Medication Found to Cause Flesh Eating Disease in Worst Possible Place to Have Flesh Eating Disease.
You wish it was your legs.
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