Most blogs about TV shows, movies, books, porn, etc., begin the blog by telling the reader what the thing they're writing about is. But if you need someone to explain what Game of Thrones is to you in 2018 you might want to just check into a psych ward because you're too far gone. The… Continue reading Other TV Series Will Finally have a Fighting Chance as Game of Thrones Will Not be Eligible for the 2019 Emmy’s
Jealous Husband didn’t want wife Taking Photo with Jason Momoa (AKA Khal Drogo and Aquaman); the Resulting Photo Tells you Why
Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral
Ever Wondered if Someone was Truly a ‘weirdo?’ Their Response to This Question will tell you Whether or Not they Are Cause for Concern
I am sure as hell keeping an eye on my coworker from now on.
Video Gamers are the Future Popular Kids, Athletes Bound to become Nerds (AKA eSports are on the Uprise)
Major Sports owners invest in eSports teams as new 'Overwatch' League projected to be worth billions
Holmdel Highschool Catches SuperIntendent Defecating on Track and Field, quickly nicknamed ‘Principal Pooper.’
Talk about a crappy situation.
LADIES: Here is The Perfect Tinder or Bumble Bio
Rape jokes never work.
Overweight North Americans: Here is Why You Should Stay Fat for Your Health
SHOULD READ: We endorse KillerTakes, Not KillerTakers...(of lives).
Study Finds FDR’s Legacy is Full of Lies, Motion Made to Redefine the “Dirty 30s” as one of Dustbowls and Deceit. — The Academy of El Pres
https://videopress.com/embed/DWQGmpUp?hd=0&autoPlay=0&permalink=0&loop=0 Dear Americans, We try not to be political here, but we’ll scratch your back if you scratch ours. We must report this as a responsibility to American History (you all owe us now). You have been lied to by the President. No it’s not Trump. I am talking about THE PRESIDENT. FDR gave […] via… Continue reading Study Finds FDR’s Legacy is Full of Lies, Motion Made to Redefine the “Dirty 30s” as one of Dustbowls and Deceit. — The Academy of El Pres
PawSox (RedSox Triple-A team) Won’t Let Your “Evil” Child Into Upcoming Games if They’re Named Austin or Tyler
Thank the PawSox for your son's resentment,
Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?
You don't normally here "We got a runner on the mound." Cant imagine how much of a little pre-teen he'll feel like when he's sitting on the bench watching the game he is suspended in....I suggest he just throw some booze in his mitt and call it a day. Though I am pretty sure this… Continue reading Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?
DeadSpin CEO Canned After Receiving a Colossal BarstoolSports Beatdown
If you've seen any recent news of the two satirical blogs, you know that Barstool CEO Erika Nardini did an interview as a favor for her close friend at Univision, Deadspin's parent company. Nardini has been making her rounds discussing the inclusive culture at Barstool. Many have criticized barstool for being mysogonistic, which is a… Continue reading DeadSpin CEO Canned After Receiving a Colossal BarstoolSports Beatdown
Barstool President Beats the F**k Out of Piñata After Anger over Slow Pizza: A Reminder to Everyone To Bend the Knee or Be Destroyed
When El Pres give you business and loyalty and you don't give him or Barstool the same back...you probably shouldn't do that.
Want to Win Over a Girl? Here is How.
Just google, "I don't understand women" and you'll get of plethora of memes from butt hurt guys that don't understand their opposites. Here is a guide to what women want in a guy... and we’re not talking about this shitty movie: (To be honest, it's not actually a terrible movie. Mel Gibson develops the ability… Continue reading Want to Win Over a Girl? Here is How.
You’ll Go F**king Bananas When You Find Out About Stewie’s Big Reveal on Family Guy’s latest Episode
Family Guy's latest episode (Season 16, Episode 2,) has certainly caused a stir among casual fans. Whether you love or hate family guy, chances are that you've seen enough to know that one of the main characters of the family, Stewie, has an identifiable British accent that distinguishes him from his more unrefined relatives. After… Continue reading You’ll Go F**king Bananas When You Find Out About Stewie’s Big Reveal on Family Guy’s latest Episode
MUST READ: This fact about Tic-Tacs will make you never want to buy them again
"Behold the true power of freshness." This is the message that you'll see on the website of the extremely popular breath mint brand, Tic Tac. Unfortunately, there is nothing "true" about Tic Tac's. One of the main selling points of Tic Tacs® is the fact that they're "sugar-free,"--something that their mint competitors just cannot compete… Continue reading MUST READ: This fact about Tic-Tacs will make you never want to buy them again
Study Reports New Warning Sign of Alzheimer’s: Why Millenials Are Fucked
The newest study on senile dementia aka Alzheimer’s found that there is a link between Alzheimer’s and excessive daytime sleepiness. Furthermore, people that have bad sleeping habits. Awesome news for today’s average millennial college kid. The higher education system has fucked the present day college student is so, so many ways and it just continues… Continue reading Study Reports New Warning Sign of Alzheimer’s: Why Millenials Are Fucked
Grower vs. Show-er: why I wish I had a show-er and not my little penis.
DISCLAIMER: If you thought that this was going to be safe or clean enough to read at work, than I hope you get caught. NSF nerds. Read the title again. My dad used to always tell my brother and I that dick size didn't matter in life, and that in the end, everyone ends up… Continue reading Grower vs. Show-er: why I wish I had a show-er and not my little penis.
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