Have you Ever Heard a Parent Shrieking Outside of a Burning Building Their Child is Trapped in And Felt Urged to Help? Too bad.

Sucks to Be You; You'll never have the glory of saving a baby from a fire.

BREAKING: Student Discovers Legacy-Altering Subliminal Message(s) in the Spider-man Trilogy After Watching All Three In a Single Sitting

Student's Subliminal Message Theory has been Confirmed by Actor Tobey Maguire, changing Spider-Man's legacy forever. Viewer Discretion is Advised.

MUST READ: This fact about Tic-Tacs will make you never want to buy them again

"Behold the true power of freshness." This is the message that you'll see on the website of the extremely popular breath mint brand, Tic Tac. Unfortunately, there is nothing "true" about Tic Tac's. One of the main selling points of Tic Tacs® is the fact that they're "sugar-free,"--something that their mint competitors just cannot compete…