Sarah Jessica Parker is Viciously Countersuing Claim that She stole $150,000 of Jewelry

If SJP loses she'll be forced to pay 150,000-- only 0.1% of her net worth.

20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist

These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.…

Study Finds FDR’s Legacy is Full of Lies, Motion Made to Redefine the “Dirty 30s” as one of Dustbowls and Deceit. — The Academy of El Pres

https://videopress.com/embed/DWQGmpUp?hd=0&autoPlay=0&permalink=0&loop=0 Dear Americans, We try not to be political here, but we’ll scratch your back if you scratch ours. We must report this as a responsibility to American History (you all owe us now). You have been lied to by the President. No it’s not Trump. I am talking about THE PRESIDENT. FDR gave […] via…