Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.
There is a reason so many people are haterz...it's because it's a lot of fun.
Because those 13 year-olds pose a real threat to your candy stash on October 31st.
Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral
I am sure as hell keeping an eye on my coworker from now on.