Vegas TV Reporter Arrested for Public Masturbation–Claimed That He Was scratching a Crotch-Rash that was “Itching Terribly.” Either Way it’s Gross.

Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.

Here are a Bunch of Tweets from an Account I hate and By the End of This, I Hope You Share my Feelings

There is a reason so many people are haterz...it's because it's a lot of fun.

Chesapeake, Virginia threatens up to 6 months in Jail for Trick-or-Treaters Over the Age of 12

Because those 13 year-olds pose a real threat to your candy stash on October 31st.

Jealous Husband didn’t want wife Taking Photo with Jason Momoa (AKA Khal Drogo and Aquaman); the Resulting Photo Tells you Why

Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral

Ever Wondered if Someone was Truly a ‘weirdo?’ Their Response to This Question will tell you Whether or Not they Are Cause for Concern

I am sure as hell keeping an eye on my coworker from now on.