Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle
These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.… Continue reading 20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist
If you've seen any recent news of the two satirical blogs, you know that Barstool CEO Erika Nardini did an interview as a favor for her close friend at Univision, Deadspin's parent company. Nardini has been making her rounds discussing the inclusive culture at Barstool. Many have criticized barstool for being mysogonistic, which is a… Continue reading DeadSpin CEO Canned After Receiving a Colossal BarstoolSports Beatdown
When El Pres give you business and loyalty and you don't give him or Barstool the same back...you probably shouldn't do that.
The newest study on senile dementia aka Alzheimer’s found that there is a link between Alzheimer’s and excessive daytime sleepiness. Furthermore, people that have bad sleeping habits. Awesome news for today’s average millennial college kid. The higher education system has fucked the present day college student is so, so many ways and it just continues… Continue reading Study Reports New Warning Sign of Alzheimer’s: Why Millenials Are Fucked
DISCLAIMER: If you thought that this was going to be safe or clean enough to read at work, than I hope you get caught. NSF nerds. Read the title again. My dad used to always tell my brother and I that dick size didn't matter in life, and that in the end, everyone ends up… Continue reading Grower vs. Show-er: why I wish I had a show-er and not my little penis.