How NBC’s Hit Sitcom “The Office” Brilliantly Advertised Products That We’re Hidden in Broad Daylight

And they did it so well that it makes you wonder if the show would've been actually worse WITHOUT product placement

Chesapeake, Virginia threatens up to 6 months in Jail for Trick-or-Treaters Over the Age of 12

Because those 13 year-olds pose a real threat to your candy stash on October 31st.

New Jersey Surfer Dies of “Brain-Eating Amoeba,” After Visiting Water-Park

Fabrizio Stabile died on September 21st from Nagae Fowleri--an infection that is incredibly rare, but incredibly deadly. Stabile contracted the infection (no shot I'm spelling it out Nagae fowleri again...well, besides that last one) BSR Cable Park's Surf Resort. The park isn't sure when stabile was at the park, but they are sure that he…

CDC finds that Puppies caused spread of infection–Would you risk these symptoms to play with the pups?

Would you trade a little infection to play with these puppies?

Diabetes Medication Found to Cause Flesh Eating Disease in Worst Possible Place to Have Flesh Eating Disease.

You wish it was your legs.

Overweight North Americans: Here is Why You Should Stay Fat for Your Health

SHOULD READ: We endorse KillerTakes, Not KillerTakers...(of lives).

PawSox (RedSox Triple-A team) Won’t Let Your “Evil” Child Into Upcoming Games if They’re Named Austin or Tyler

Thank the PawSox for your son's resentment,

DeadSpin CEO Canned After Receiving a Colossal BarstoolSports Beatdown

If you've seen any recent news of the two satirical blogs, you know that Barstool CEO Erika Nardini did an interview as a favor for her close friend at Univision, Deadspin's parent company. Nardini has been making her rounds discussing the inclusive culture at Barstool. Many have criticized barstool for being mysogonistic, which is a…

Barstool President Beats the F**k Out of Piñata After Anger over Slow Pizza: A Reminder to Everyone To Bend the Knee or Be Destroyed

When El Pres give you business and loyalty and you don't give him or Barstool the same back...you probably shouldn't do that.

Study Reports New Warning Sign of Alzheimer’s: Why Millenials Are Fucked

The newest study on senile dementia aka Alzheimer’s found that there is a link between Alzheimer’s and excessive daytime sleepiness. Furthermore, people that have bad sleeping habits. Awesome news for today’s average millennial college kid. The higher education system has fucked the present day college student is so, so many ways and it just continues…