Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.
Category: General Humor
Puppeteer behind Big Bird and Oscar The Grouch Is Retiring After 50 Years–What Will Change?
Sesame Street has changed a lot lately. Be a good parent. You don't want your kid growing up on the street.
Ever Wondered if Someone was Truly a ‘weirdo?’ Their Response to This Question will tell you Whether or Not they Are Cause for Concern
I am sure as hell keeping an eye on my coworker from now on.
Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?
You don't normally here "We got a runner on the mound." Cant imagine how much of a little pre-teen he'll feel like when he's sitting on the bench watching the game he is suspended in....I suggest he just throw some booze in his mitt and call it a day. Though I am pretty sure this… Continue reading Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?
DeadSpin CEO Canned After Receiving a Colossal BarstoolSports Beatdown
If you've seen any recent news of the two satirical blogs, you know that Barstool CEO Erika Nardini did an interview as a favor for her close friend at Univision, Deadspin's parent company. Nardini has been making her rounds discussing the inclusive culture at Barstool. Many have criticized barstool for being mysogonistic, which is a… Continue reading DeadSpin CEO Canned After Receiving a Colossal BarstoolSports Beatdown
Want to Win Over a Girl? Here is How.
Just google, "I don't understand women" and you'll get of plethora of memes from butt hurt guys that don't understand their opposites. Here is a guide to what women want in a guy... and we’re not talking about this shitty movie: (To be honest, it's not actually a terrible movie. Mel Gibson develops the ability… Continue reading Want to Win Over a Girl? Here is How.
You’ll Go F**king Bananas When You Find Out About Stewie’s Big Reveal on Family Guy’s latest Episode
Family Guy's latest episode (Season 16, Episode 2,) has certainly caused a stir among casual fans. Whether you love or hate family guy, chances are that you've seen enough to know that one of the main characters of the family, Stewie, has an identifiable British accent that distinguishes him from his more unrefined relatives. After… Continue reading You’ll Go F**king Bananas When You Find Out About Stewie’s Big Reveal on Family Guy’s latest Episode
Study Reports New Warning Sign of Alzheimer’s: Why Millenials Are Fucked
The newest study on senile dementia aka Alzheimer’s found that there is a link between Alzheimer’s and excessive daytime sleepiness. Furthermore, people that have bad sleeping habits. Awesome news for today’s average millennial college kid. The higher education system has fucked the present day college student is so, so many ways and it just continues… Continue reading Study Reports New Warning Sign of Alzheimer’s: Why Millenials Are Fucked
Grower vs. Show-er: why I wish I had a show-er and not my little penis.
DISCLAIMER: If you thought that this was going to be safe or clean enough to read at work, than I hope you get caught. NSF nerds. Read the title again. My dad used to always tell my brother and I that dick size didn't matter in life, and that in the end, everyone ends up… Continue reading Grower vs. Show-er: why I wish I had a show-er and not my little penis.
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