We here at KillerTakes pride ourselves on our masculine manliness because we're really insecure about our potential femininity we have suppressed deep down, but what the Tonight Show did on yesterday's episode was so cute that it makes a newborn baby kitten look repugnant.
Vegas TV Reporter Arrested for Public Masturbation–Claimed That He Was scratching a Crotch-Rash that was “Itching Terribly.” Either Way it’s Gross.
Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.
Should you Watch Netflix’s “The Haunting of Hill House?” This 1 Question Quiz Can Tell if You’ll Love it or Hate It
Buyer's beware: the answer might be spookier than you ever expected! This must be how it feels to be a writer at Buzzfeed. I feel gross now.
How NBC’s Hit Sitcom “The Office” Brilliantly Advertised Products That We’re Hidden in Broad Daylight
And they did it so well that it makes you wonder if the show would've been actually worse WITHOUT product placement
Danny Leiner, Film Director of Multiple Cult Classic’s, is Dead at 57.
Danny Leiner leaves behind a legacy of stoner movies that we're so bad, they're good.
Puppeteer behind Big Bird and Oscar The Grouch Is Retiring After 50 Years–What Will Change?
Sesame Street has changed a lot lately. Be a good parent. You don't want your kid growing up on the street.
There Are Enough Reasons to Believe that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson’s Relationship Might’ve Been For Publicity
Do you believe in Coincidences?
Snoop Dogg has Erectile Dysfunction and is Wildly Insecure About It
Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle
Not Clickbait: These Fish are So Bizarre that They Make Reading This Blog About Fish Surprisingly Entertaining
^Don't want to mislead you, but the deep ocean is an asylum of fish craziness
Gloria is Definitely-Probably-Possibly Whose Dying On “Modern Family” Next Season
It's definitely-probably-possible. That isn't not-not incorrect for sure.
Brown’s 21-17 Win Over Jet’s Solidifies that Cleveland Fan-Base Sucks, Arguably the Worst Fans in All Sports
Brown's fans don't deserve a good team
Sarah Jessica Parker is Viciously Countersuing Claim that She stole $150,000 of Jewelry
If SJP loses she'll be forced to pay 150,000-- only 0.1% of her net worth.
BREAKING: Student Discovers Legacy-Altering Subliminal Message(s) in the Spider-man Trilogy After Watching All Three In a Single Sitting
Student's Subliminal Message Theory has been Confirmed by Actor Tobey Maguire, changing Spider-Man's legacy forever. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
A Ghost Haunted Annasophia Robb (AKA the chick from “Soul Surfer”) and it Definitely Wanted to Bang Her
It kept trying to get her naked.
20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist
These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.… Continue reading 20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist
Other TV Series Will Finally have a Fighting Chance as Game of Thrones Will Not be Eligible for the 2019 Emmy’s
Most blogs about TV shows, movies, books, porn, etc., begin the blog by telling the reader what the thing they're writing about is. But if you need someone to explain what Game of Thrones is to you in 2018 you might want to just check into a psych ward because you're too far gone. The… Continue reading Other TV Series Will Finally have a Fighting Chance as Game of Thrones Will Not be Eligible for the 2019 Emmy’s
Jealous Husband didn’t want wife Taking Photo with Jason Momoa (AKA Khal Drogo and Aquaman); the Resulting Photo Tells you Why
Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral
Video Gamers are the Future Popular Kids, Athletes Bound to become Nerds (AKA eSports are on the Uprise)
Major Sports owners invest in eSports teams as new 'Overwatch' League projected to be worth billions
You’ll Go F**king Bananas When You Find Out About Stewie’s Big Reveal on Family Guy’s latest Episode
Family Guy's latest episode (Season 16, Episode 2,) has certainly caused a stir among casual fans. Whether you love or hate family guy, chances are that you've seen enough to know that one of the main characters of the family, Stewie, has an identifiable British accent that distinguishes him from his more unrefined relatives. After… Continue reading You’ll Go F**king Bananas When You Find Out About Stewie’s Big Reveal on Family Guy’s latest Episode
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