We here at KillerTakes pride ourselves on our masculine manliness because we're really insecure about our potential femininity we have suppressed deep down, but what the Tonight Show did on yesterday's episode was so cute that it makes a newborn baby kitten look repugnant.
Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.
Had to include something scary in one of the posts. Should you watch? If you answered none of the above, I don't know what to tell ya...you just have a really specific subset of the horror genre that you like. You god damn nerd.
Buyer's beware: the answer might be spookier than you ever expected! This must be how it feels to be a writer at Buzzfeed. I feel gross now.
Should you watch? YOU MIGHT LIKE IT, BUT I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT. I wouldn't really say this show is for you. I mean, you might like the story-line and drama between characters, but pretty much every really scary scene doesn't deal with any American Horror Story type stuff or not even like that Silence… Continue reading D: Not a Jump-Scare Lover:
Should you watch? THIS SHOW WAS MADE FOR THIS TYPE OF HORROR WATCHER. Oh this for sure....this is your show. If you like a nice slow burn that builds up intensity to get the heart pumping and finally give you that scare you're looking for, this is all you. Also, I learned the term… Continue reading C: JUMP-SCARES ARE OKAY:
Should you watch? Fuck no why would you ever watch something you know you're going to hate? Why did you even take this quiz? No, you shouldn't watch Netflix's new Horror series that is known for how terrifying it can be.
Watch it. You and this show will get along like peas and carrots. For people that love watching Horrifying things, it's hard to believe that any type of cable series could pull it off--especially because American Horror Story was and is a complete atrocity, There really isn't anything that is teeth-chattering scary while actually having… Continue reading A. Yes: WHY HAVEN’T YOU STARTED YET?
There is a reason so many people are haterz...it's because it's a lot of fun.
And they did it so well that it makes you wonder if the show would've been actually worse WITHOUT product placement
Danny Leiner leaves behind a legacy of stoner movies that we're so bad, they're good.
Cleveland Fans can relax knowing that there is at least one team that is definitely worse than they are this season. This team is the undisputed worst.
Are you Dating a criminal? Well, you are if your significant other has ever gone snooping through your phone.
1st of all, who in the hell is still signing up for a free trial for Netflix. Hasn't everyone used up their allotted one month by now? If Netflix really wants to make more money, they're going to have to figure out a way to only allow the people that paid for their subscriptions to… Continue reading Netflix Needs To Learn From HBO, Getting Rid of Free Trial Option Won’t Fix Anything
Sesame Street has changed a lot lately. Be a good parent.
You don't want your kid growing up on the street.
Because those 13 year-olds pose a real threat to your candy stash on October 31st.
Do you believe in Coincidences?
Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle
Fabrizio Stabile died on September 21st from Nagae Fowleri--an infection that is incredibly rare, but incredibly deadly. Stabile contracted the infection (no shot I'm spelling it out Nagae fowleri again...well, besides that last one) BSR Cable Park's Surf Resort. The park isn't sure when stabile was at the park, but they are sure that he… Continue reading New Jersey Surfer Dies of “Brain-Eating Amoeba,” After Visiting Water-Park