Do you like horror movies with loud jump scares? (Click on the appropriate response)
(PS: the links are totally not to some sort of horrifying Jump-Scare. If I am lying, I cross my heart and hope to die. I absolutely promise that these links will bring you to a page that simply provides an explanation as to why your response explains everything one would ever need to tell whether or not The Haunting of Hill House makes a good fit for you.)
Do you like horror movies with loud jump scares? (Click on the appropriate response.)
(Also I rewrote the question in case you forgot. And I am about to do it again because I am neurotic and think that for some reason, you have forgotten the question by the end of the sentence. But I know that isn’t true because you decided to read a KillerTakes article…you’ve already made a brilliant choice. PPS I am about to do it yet again so it looks better on the page.)
Do you like horror movies with loud jump scares? (Click on the appropriate response.)
A. Yes
Yes, you like jumpscares.
B. No.
No, you don’t like a good “BOO!”
C. They’re alright–as long as they’re not overdone.
You like them in small doses, as long as the plot doesn’t rely on them.
D. Dont luv them– I’m more into creepy, tense horror.
You like the scary movie that gradually increases tension.
E. None of the Above
You aren’t a fan of horror movies at all. Or you are more into the scary movies that deal with types of species that attack humans. You know, kinda like Aliens, Zombies, Ghouls, that kind of whole shebang. Whatever you are into is okay! Be you! You’re just a little weird in my eyes if you prefer these movies over a work of cinematic perfection like Hereditary.
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