Why this account and UberFacts are garbage:
It tweets the same facts over and over, meaning it is both too lazy to go on Wikipedia, or it thought that a certain tweet did not do as well as they thought it would.
It tweets the same facts as @Uberfacts (not that I like UberFacts, the two copy from headteacher and each share my hatred).
The facts are all wrong, askew, misinterpreted, or are massively broad, over-exaggerations (For example, it will tweet ‘the most important factor” necessary to be happy. And two days later, it will tweet how something else is the most important thing for happiness). They don’t do shit to be correct, just want more traffic.
They is ignant. My captions are even more ignant.
I know the answer to this one! It’s because the people who invented Tennis, aka Europeans, can’t count.
I don’t think that’s “thy kingdom come” is supposed to mean in the Our-Father but to each their own.
Me: Do you think I am dumb?
Man in Mirror: Nah Man! You are more smarter than I am!
Me: I am confused.
Man in Mirror: In summation, you are both crazy and dumb.
Oh get off your fucking high horses, quiet people. There is nothing I can’t stand more than people who are quiet that think they’re better than everyone else, and are silently judging people and snivel to themselves because they think that they’re so clever. ,Lets be real, you are afraid of speaking, and afraid of what others will think of you.
Sober Persians: Sparta is pretty. We should consider going after it.
Drunk Persians (with drunk goggles on): Damn! Sparta looking like a damn snack! All up in their Trojan get ups and shit. 300 looking more like a porno than an underdog war story. I am tryna get see how greasy that small section of Greec can get!
This was probably found out by someone who was really bored.
PETA is getting god damn ridiculous.
That’s like Toyota switching from manufacturing cars to boats…Uh, don’t know what I picked Toyota…lets go with Chevy. Yeah, that’s like Chevy switching to boats.
Alicia clearly has never explore any popular gay porn sites. Um, not that I have either…
And now we know why the of Lord of the Rings fanbase is 85% comprised of 30+ year-old virgins.
No shit sherlock. “If you sleep, you will be more rested than you we’re before.” No shit. Tell me something more obvious…is murder illegal? Is the sky blue? Is the NCAA full of corrupt pigs? Was that an opinion?
So that means somewhere in its Database, Facebook has noted that I was watching Czechoslovakian women shooting ping pong balls out of each of their holes (their goal was to try and shoot one ball out the ass, and one out the V but at the same time and into a bucket…they didnt do it. But it was really fascinating).
some lucky lady is probably out there with a shrine dedicated to me, writing down Mrs. McNamara over and over again in a notebook, fantasizing about me, her prince charming. I wonder who it is… I wonder if I’d be disappointed.
I wonder what it’d feel like to be burning alive while giving birth….maybe Casey Anthony will tell me when I see her burning in hell.
So who the hell is using the 36 grand it cost me to learn things I could have just read on Wikipedia?
Oh yeah? My parents are divorced…don’t see how that really applies here dickhead.
Yeah it might be your brain trying to figure it out, but it can’t be healthy to be thinking about your job 24/7. If you’re dreaming about spreadsheets every-night, you might as well blow your brains out.
You can’t even sleep correctly.
You know what will be really hilarious is when people askew this statistic because they find out they die for another reason, and then get super depressed, which then speeds up their death date.
Pls like share and follow and if you don’t, I swear to God, every piece of paper in this town will have the F-word on it. The f-word. You have one day.
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